If you'd rather not venture into a public restroom right now, you’re not alone. What's more, your fears are valid: Flushing toilets and airborne particles are genuine Covid-19 risk factors(opens in a new tab).
Still, we all gotta go, and stand-up urination devices — also known as pee funnels — are a useful way to increase the number of places people with vulvas can pee in relative peace and safety. (For No. 2 needs, please see our guide to portable toilets.)
The best stand-up urination devices are designed to be placed inside the fly of your pants, which means you won't have to get nude from the waist down to pee. Then urine flows through the funnel and out the open end, either into a toilet or onto the ground. Some funnels even have a squeegee-esque larger end, which can be used to squeeze excess urine from the vulva and (hopefully) negate the need for toilet paper.
What makes a good pee funnel?
When looking for a stand-up urination device, it's smart to prioritize fit, ease of use, and packability. You want your funnel to fit securely on the vulva, so that urine doesn't leak from the opening onto your clothes. Beginners may also want a funnel with a wider opening, which makes situating the device a bit easier, or a hard plastic funnel, which is less likely to slip and cave in than a funnel made of silicone.
Ultra-packable or foldable funnels add extra convenience, particularly for hiking and camping. (All the options on this list should fit easily in a backpack or tote, though, even if they're not ultra-compact.)
Won't it leak?
Not if you use it correctly! We get that peeing into a tube seems like a recipe for disaster. But we've taken care to select devices that reviewers find secure.
Using a stand-up urination device does take some practice, though, which is why we recommend practicing in the privacy of your own bathroom before you take your funnel out into the world. This can be either in front of your own toilet — take care where you're aiming! — or, more conveniently, in the shower. And no, practicing is not weird. Think of it as your dramatic training montage before the big event.
It seems like these things have a lot of names.
It's true! Stand-up urination devices are also called urine funnels, pee funnels, feminine urinary aids, and female urination devices (which is often abbreviated to FUD). Google any of these terms and you'll likely find content about the same set of products.
In this guide, we refer to the category using gender-inclusive terms ("stand-up urination device," "pee funnel") because people of all genders will find these products useful. However, please know that several companies who sell them fail to use inclusive language and imagery in their marketing.
Here are our picks for the best pee funnels.