Jimmy Kimmel Live

So gloriously embarrassing.

"I'm drunk, but it's Brian Cox's fault."

"I've seen you on this red carpet for many years."

"Be as angry as you want."

He really commits.

Distressing children for entertainment since 2009.

"You can't handle anything better than that, right?"

"No one wants to f**k Larry David."

The end of an era.

A relatable start.

"I was so happy to see you win that Emmy — or not see you win that Emmy."

"The T stands for tequila."

Its seven-year run has finally concluded.

Feel the joy.

We absolutely have time for this.

That's a lot of green foam.

"The ranch owners are actual aliens themselves..."

Fruit smashing, plexiglass kisses, and tequila shots.

"It could be a trap."

Oh dear.

"It says 'Pay Guillermo $20.'"

"What a terrible job you have."

So many brilliant lines.

"I wasn’t even linked to wires the first time I ran across a wall."

This keeps happening, but still nothing changes.