John Oliver

"There is no reason to believe that FIFA will ever do the right thing."

"You can't say you're just a symbol and bear no responsibility for how the institutions that you are the head of behave."

The perfect PSA.

The 'Last Week Tonight' host looks into certain conspiracies that are "heartbreakingly stupid".

"1,000 fires a day. That is so many fires."

Yeah... It doesn't make much more sense in context.

Fight dubious corporate tactics with dubious corporate tactics.

"There is a bigger conversation worth having here."

"If we want to be a society that truly respects and values mental health, we have to respect and value mental health care."

Certainly simplifies things.

And now, so do you.

He's playing God, of course.

"We need to agree housing is a human right."

"These bills would crack the door open for innovation."

"School police are not the answer to school shootings."

Also featuring: Politics, furries, and conspiracy theories.

"It's art, and it's cinema, and it's sandwiches."

Rewriting history.

This could have been prevented.

Why can't we have nice things?

"It's not a great situation."

"Amazon is basically off the hook here."

Scalpers are just part of the problem.

"It really feels like our system is essentially guilty until proven rich or lucky."

"The debate around critical race theory is both very loud and very, very dumb."