SNL

"Why is everyone in Trump's stories crying?"

"Como se dice, I'm in love."

The climate may be getting worse but now all your favorite NPCs are finally back in Central Park.

Fart jokes are never not funny.

"He rose from the dead on the third day. I would have done it faster."

Happy April Fools Day!

On his forthcoming album 'That's What I Call My Legal Defense Fund.'

"At first I thought the bride was in charge, but it was the maid of honor."

"My stuff is so white it's like Gwyneth Paltrow skiing in Utah."

"Bitter rivals who have been desperately pandering for votes and trying to force their politics on America will finally face off in person. I'm of course talking about the Oscars."

We love a teen movie.

Jamie Lee Curtis, George Santos, the slap, Mike Tyson, and more.

"Maybe someone else wants to read the lines, you know, like the ones that are in the script."

"I had a lot to process but now I can look at you with no attrach-ment."

"Straight Male Friend is available everywhere...except therapy."

"We can't just be saying whatever... anymore."

Trump-branded water got a shoutout.

Unleash.

Truly strange.

They're allergic to dairy.

He just wanted to see Montana!

No one is safe. Everyone breaks character.

Any video game can be a prestige dystopian drama with the right script.

What is "burrito season"?

Forget about the "little papers." Justice for Tyre Nichols.