Trevor Noah

"I will not miss the grind."

"After seven years, my time is up."

Apparently all that coughing wasn't due to the heat.

It's already bad enough, but it could get so much worse.

"Wealthy men know the value in owning publishing platforms."

"It literally looked like a scene from one of your movies."

"We need to leave more space for accountability, otherwise, nobody's going to be accountable."

"Anyone could become a refugee. It's a thing that happens to you, it's not who you are."

"Read the books they don't want you to. That's where the good stuff is."

"I sing about this but I don't really talk about it much."

"Facebook knows that they have a level of unaccountability that's very different than either Google or Apple or other big platforms."

"Rich white neighborhoods, they didn't allow this to happen to them."

"This is what happens when you've been on Zoom calls for two years."

"We have to continue to be resolute in teaching the whole King."

"Being a baseball player is still a job, which means that sometimes they get into disagreements with their bosses."

It isn't much.

"The question used to be: 'Do you have a sincere religious belief?' And now it's: 'Do you have a PayPal account?'"

"Name one thing Britney has done that's as wasteful and just like, mindless, as going to space in a giant penis."

"It's not just disrespectful, it's also dumb."

Well, that escalated.

"Symbols are a big part of America, and they can have real-world effects."

"Everybody wins."

"I'm no scientist but..."

The former "Daily Show" correspondent has released a memoir.

"This is the culmination of your childhood dream. You don't want to spend it fighting over the arm rest."